After much thought, I've concluded that it's time to start going topsy-turvy with the human language. That's right, I'm going to alter the status quo by....(drumroll please......)
Redefining the word, "ho." That's right, "ho" -- as in "That stupid ho just pulled out my weave pony tail and used it as one of those nifty little broom things that fits in the groove of the dust pan."
Why should this term be allowed to cause uprisings across beauty salons and weave shops 'cross the country? Henceforth, the new definition of "ho" will be as follows...
Ho; hoh/noun - Female individual who possesses poise and presents herself in the utmost respectable manner; gentlelady.
Come on kids, it's up to us to make the world a better place, one "ho" at a time.
- Until next time, don't top off at the pump. It doesn't save you money or give you more gas...it's all in your mind.
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