Prior to beginning my daily trek to work, I pondered what could possibly be the topic of my upcoming post. But as I walked alongside millions of New Yorkers, I encountered a woman who became my muse and ultimately, the topic of this post...
This lady obviously has a vendetta against the makers of carmex because her lips were undoubtedly the most chapped i've had the misfortune of ever seeing on a human face.
I kid you not...as she turned to me, her lips cried out for the tingling sensation of carmex; they yearned for that cold paste along those crusty lips. I was almost at the point of just giving her my carmex but as anyone who's ever used carmex before knows, that sh*t is addictive - and I surely couldn't go a whole day without it.
So the moral of this story is: Invest in carmex. It's only like a dollar or so at your neighborhood pharmacy. Don't allow your lips to look like corduroy wrinkles. Its not remotely attractive. That is all.
-JC
1 comment:
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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